My Daughters Knock-Knock Joke Template

My 3 year old daughter, Katia, has evolved a knock-knock joke template that she has been using for the past 24 hours. It goes something like this

Katia: Knock! Knock!

Victim: Who's there?

Katia: Doggie!

Victim: Doggie who?

Katia: Poopy Doggie! *Ha* *Ha* *Ha*


Now for the template:

Katia: Knock! Knock!

Victim: Who's there?

Katia: ${word}

Victim: ${word} who?

Katia: Poopy ${word} *Ha* *Ha* *Ha*


I was thinking of writing a little script that randomly generated one of Katia's knock-knock jokes from /usr/dict/words. Might be a good project for this evening.